1. Velg: Big O defies the laws of physics. To perform his punch his arms need to have extremely large barrels, which would literally weigh a ton. The upper arm would have to be massive to even lift the arms up, and yet they are spindly little twigs! He walks like his legs are on a rotating disk, which would make him very unstable and top heavy, so he should be walking on all 4's. Plus he's wearing a dress!
2. Velg: Big O is a Batman/Gundam rip-off. Except in this case Batman doesn't hop into his batmobile, he hops into his Scottish mech and fights in a giant kilt made of steel. oh! oh! lets rename it to "Big O's Giant Kilt Adventure"!
3. N00b: I was wondering if anyone knows where i can download the Hellsing manga
Velg: Yeah, you can go dowload it at this place, it's called a store. They accept money as a form of trade. It's really cool, see they put your money in this thing, called a cash-register, and then boom! They give you manga! Wow....its amazing.
4. FoxtheSly after Velg had transmuted a broken statue: Can you tell me how you did that Velg?
Velg: Easy, im an alchemist
FoxtheSly: Ohhhh! See I'm just a chemist...
Velg: Yeah, you need the Al..
5. Banchan: HOLY FORK!!!!
6. Kintaro Kusake: "Gotta catch em' all." Catch what? Our souls? I'm on to you Pika-Satan
7. Tokubetsu: IRL is soo annoying....i keep trying to read it >.>
1. Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist): "Who are you calling a bean?"
2. Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist): "Whos the ultra hyper super shorty?"
3. Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist): "Who did you call a shorty whos so small that hes barely visible and hard to target?"
4. Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist): "Who did you say was small like a grain of rice and doesnt show up in your eyes?!"
5. Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist): "Who did you call a shorty that has to be looked at through a magnifying glass to actually be seen?!"
6. Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist): "Whos a super small brat you can't see and that doesn't grow up!?"
7. Roy (Fullmetal Alchemist): A dog. A good dog!
Fury (Fullmetal Alchemist): Really?
Roy (Fullmetal Alchemist): Of course. Its loyalty is most admirable! It must listen to its master's orders! It will not complain, even if you treat it harshly. And it does not require a salary! Yes, it's a human's slave! They're so nice! I love dogs! Hahahahaha!